Facebook Status Updates Pt. 1.

The oldest are at the bottom, so start there and read up.

Sat January 24, 2009, 8:25 pm: can't see any more Heineken beer. Ever. For a while. Like, a month or so.

Sat January 24, 2009, 12:32 pm: Is attempting to do the whole Bas Kosters thing before the sketch comes up.

Sat January 24, 2009, 3:50 am: is satisfied, exhausted, enthralled, exhausted, in bliss, exhausted and to top it off way nowhere near done for the weekend.

Fri January 23, 2009, 11:20 am: has a pretty date with Zwarte Lola tonight.

Thu January 22, 2009, 5:09 am: just got assaulted by an old lady brandishing her lipstick at my beloved Froxx.

Tue January 20, 2009, 11:13 am: somehow ended up at the Bijenkorf with her hippies, and misses you just the tiniest of bits.

Sun January 18, 2009, 5:38 am: is saving the Queen.

Fri January 16, 2009, 3:58 am: is on her way to the funeral part of 'Four fashionshows and a funeral' and all she can think about is that she really shouldn't have taken that last Mojito.

Thu January 15, 2009, 2:34 am: Is dressing like she has a dick and raging on old fags with no manners.

Tue January 13, 2009, 6:55 am: can't get the confetti out of her hair. And is never going to accept another ride offer from Aynouk again. Ever.

Sun January 11, 2009, 2:59 pm: Is sort of miffed they didn't notice I apparantly was ADDinfested a little earlier.

Sat January 10, 2009, 9:58 am: Is just an angel still learning how to fall.

Fri January 2, 2009, 6:27 pm: is quite sure you're not the only one.

Fri December 5, 2008, 5:43 am: decided to give reality a try.

Sun November 30, 2008, 1:42 pm: would like for every warped bitch that has been talking behind her back to report, k?

Sat November 29, 2008, 9:39 am: wonders.. Do you love me? Will you love me forever? Do you need me? Will you never leave me? Will you love me forever for the rest of your life?

Tue November 25, 2008, 2:46 pm: is wondering who to hurt for this time 'round.

Mon November 24, 2008, 2:24 pm: is still refusing to have anything to do with Facebook.

Sat September 13, 2008, 6:27 pm: is arranging her plans on world domination 'nd such.