Facebook Status Updates Part #2.

Wed March 4, 2009, 12:17 pm: thinks there is just the tiniest slight possibility that she might just have accidentally put the kitchen on fire. Um.

Wed March 4, 2009, 4:37 am: should probably be extremely worried about her fervent kiddo wish.

Tue March 3, 2009, 1:11 pm: is wondering why Dolce&Gabbana always makes her SO GODDAMN ANGRY. CURSES.

Tue March 3, 2009, 3:54 am: it's heartbreaking to be this age, always stuck in the middle of teenage rage.

Mon March 2, 2009, 12:56 pm: is getting molested by an elderly lady with purple hair and yellow lipstick in the train. The fuck.

Mon March 2, 2009, 3:07 am: is watching the Sunrise clip on repeat and about to barf out Boaz if this goes on much longer.

Sun March 1, 2009, 2:16 pm: needs a wholotta more vodka to survive this houseparty.

Sun March 1, 2009, 4:55 am: has her whole face slathered in neon.. SO my thing.

Sat February 28, 2009, 11:24 am: somehow ended up at some women convention thing and desperately needs a way out of here. WITHOUT fancy goodiebags.

Fri February 27, 2009, 6:04 pm: has FINALLY seen Hannibal and is now in love, dammit.

Thu February 26, 2009, 12:05 pm: accidentally spent 3.5 hours straight in the gym and got her sloth all awkward.

Wed February 25, 2009, 9:26 am: wants a hug.

Tue February 24, 2009, 6:52 pm: is a bit concerned how far she can go regarding a fashionable funeral outfit. Way to mind the petty stuff, Johnson.

Mon February 23, 2009, 11:30 am: really really wants to go back to Ruigoord and hang out with James in the Impala. Who's with me?

Fri February 20, 2009, 10:35 am: is Daddy's little Rolling Pebble.

Sun February 15, 2009, 4:50 pm: is now dreaming of when she was dreaming of now.

Tue February 10, 2009, 5:45 pm: fervently hopes she'll never, ever find out what the festering fuck she's actually doing. Here, in general, all.

Tue February 10, 2009, 2:50 am: wishes one could just disect men and stuff all the good parts together. That, or custom made mail order men. Yeaaa.

Sun February 8, 2009, 7:43 am: is putting together IKEA crap and feels proper plebian.

Tue February 3, 2009, 7:05 am: is throwing teenage temper tantrums.

Mon February 2, 2009, 5:43 am: Is singing in the rain with a glorious feeling, she's happy again.

Sun February 1, 2009, 7:48 am: Has finally concluded her 2 day crusade for food with a tender, rare entrecôte steaaaaakkkkk.

Sun February 1, 2009, 4:13 am: lies in bed with demaciated upper legs and a SEVERE HUNGER FOR FAT FOOD.

Sat January 31, 2009, 4:59 am: likes this George, but Jimmy and Petra can sod off.

Fri January 30, 2009, 5:27 am: is turning her room into a walk-in closet-with-a-bed.

Mon January 26, 2009, 7:58 am: is in dire need of an all-girls gym.

Either the timing's fucked or I need to see more daylight.