Noelle.

Whatever I write won't come close
to properly portray
All the things I want to say
All the things I want to convey
I hope it isn't needed
But I'll write sweets anyway;

You're a girl unlike I've ever met
A friend unlike I've ever had
To rid my face of the sad
Something I won't, no, can't forget.

I can't ever do what you do for me
But I can fucking well try
I'll stand by you no matter what
And scare off any tear you cry

I'll be there for revenge
For corruption and child's play
I'll be there with you scavenging
Keeping wicked men at bay

For our ship needs no men to sail
We'll get there by ourselves
And when we're done with playing pirates
We'll just settle down as elves

We'll frolic in forests or at seas
That really don't matter none
What is truly of importance
Is that frolicking will be done

We'll find ways to keep things going
We'll find a way to make them fun
We'll find the men to mend our hearts
We'll settle somewhere in the sun

So that we can sit on our ranch's porch
With our fair share of lil' ones
And knit and think of all this now
When our younger years are gone

I don't know what lies ahead
How many miles still to go
Before we find our place to sleep
But our woods will be lit, fo sho'.

I've missed your big 3-0 gig
But I'll be there for the rest
Cause if you haven't noticed
I'll stick by you like the pest.

At last fucking finally
I'm done with the sickening sweet
Let's douse ourselves with vodka
And raid this city's streets.