Hey you.

I might not be the best of friends
I might not bide you well
I might just steal a man or three
I might put you through hell
I might not give good advice
I might stay in my shell

But I'll always be honest
Your secrets I'll never tell.
And when you're in trouble
You can always ring my bell.

(So girl, if you ever feel alone
All that's needed is a yell
I'll be at your side in a moment
and I won't leave untill you're well.)