The Dentist.

is from Hell.

I didn't use to be so squeamish, but ever since that surgeon fucker sliced me open to brutally rip my wisdom tooth out I cringe whenever someone gets close to my mouth with ill intention.

This morning, 8.40am. I shouldn't even be up at such a time. He always makes my appointments early in the day so I won't be able to resist much what with me being half asleep. He's onto my games, he told me he'd make me do the fluor thing if I bit him. I think he's being brutal on purpose, he probably gets off on seeing me squirm in that damn seat of his.

So I have a hole in my molar. I've never had a cavity, ever. I'll have to go again on the 2nd of November and I'm pretty much pissing my pants, however small the procedure might be.

The guy shakes your hand like a flaccid dick. Someone lacking the character to give a proper hand should not be allowed to torment people so, the irony of it is agonizing.

I bit. He squirted my mouth full of fluor.
I have to wait 2 hours before I can eat.

I went to McDonald's and got myself 2 EggMcMuffins.

Eat that.